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The Cure for America's #1 Disease - Intellectually Vacant Atrophied Brain Syndrome (I.V.A.B.S.)
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Greetings from the year 2025. Through a privately funded experiment, we are able to travel back through cyber-space in order to show the American people the bizarre reality that awaits them just around the corner. The contents we will be sending from our virtual newspaper, The Washington Bullet, would be otherwise comical and entertaining, if they were not accounts of actual events. The articles are listed under various categories, and editor’s notes are provided for some of the more foreign and confusing concepts that have become common knowledge a mere fifteen years into the future.
Bandwidth restrictions and website costs greatly increase when traveling through time, so we may be limited on the amount of new pieces we are able to post. But we invite you to check back often and browse through the site for new features, articles, and videos. Thank you for your patronage and patience.
Roscoe Bodine
Editor in Chief
P.S. We'd love to hear from our readers back in 2010. Feel free to click the e-mail icon at the top right corner of this page and drop us a line.
Disclaimer
Users of this website may experience any or all of the following: headaches, dizziness, nausea, sudden outbursts of laughter, and/ or foul language. Politically correct progressives may suffer from feelings of stupidity, uncontrollable and misdirected anger, lengthy, illogical, venomous diatribes, or diaper rash. One in one hundred people have experienced sudden enlightenment; one in one thousand have gone into shock resulting in an untimely and agonizing death.
Any similarity to actual people or events is in no way coincidental - in fact, if you think anything in here is about you, it probably is.
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